Get this dream last night. A new sport was invented, one that combined wiffleball with genetically engineered gigantic fruit. It was setup like a baseball field but the gigantic fruit (like James and the Giant Peach sized) was in the middle of the field. You've have to hit a ball into the fruit, and how well you scored had to do with how many chunks/ the size of chunks flew out. Well I was watching this,"Indie God" edition and they were using a giant pumpkin. Robert Pollard was up, using the same yellow wifflebat from this GBV reunion video from earlier this year. He did really well- pumpkin chunks flew everywhere. They started hitting members of the crowd, splashing against their heads...it was a mess.
I then woke up, noticed it was 7 am, and went back to sleep.